Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Toilet Paper Fash

Don't worry.
You're not missing anything.
I didn't get married... yet.

Yesterday at my friend's bridal shower,
I had the opportunity to model a lovely creation, care of Charmin.
In fact, Charmin not only provided me with this lovely dress,
but also a veil, a string of pearls, a diamond bracelet, and my very own 10 carat diamond ring.
Am I lucky, or what?
I mean, now that I'm a style blogger, this is just so up my avenue.
I like to call this look TP Fash.
Don't be jelly.

Unfortunately, some girls are jelly.
Like some of the other girls who attended the shower.
They Cinderella'd me out of that dress faster than I could say "I do."

Now would also be the appropriate time to tell you that 
since the toilet paper was taped to my clothes
as those lovely ladies ripped my designer threads from my body,
I also suffered a Janet Jackson moment in my own front yard.
I left that photo out for your convenience.
Though I didn't delete it.
The faces on the girls around me are too priceless...
nevermind my own dignity.

A big congrats goes out to the soon-to-be newlyweds, Andrea and Jason.
Can't wait to celebrate with you both in 10 days.
And don't worry, I bought a brand new dress at Francesca's just for your big day.
You won't have to be taping my Charmin creation back on anytime soon.


And... surprise time!
Have you heard of Miinto?
They're an online retail company that sells designer and fashion items.
They offer over 1,700 brands and specialize in local and specialty boutiques.
Their goal is to offer a collaborative online shopping site for smaller stores and boutiques to help them achieve an international selling presence.
I don't always understand fashion, but I get Miinto.
In fact, I would add this, this, and this to my collection in just about 2 seconds.

Today, Miinto is teaming up with Aunie Sauce to offer you the chance to win
one of their awesome CDALC bracelets!
And we're not picking one winner, we are picking three!

So go get your online shopping on at Miinto,
say hello on their Facebook from Aunie Sauce,
and then enter the giveaway below.
Don't forget to cross those fingers that you win!

The rules:
Three winners!
Enter via Rafflecopter only.
Email me if you have questions about how to enter.
International friendly.
Giveaway ends at midnight on Saturday the 4th.

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Makaila said...

LOL, cute cute post darlin'! loved it. ;)

Elisha said...

Hahaha, your soooo cute!!

Unknown said...

so cute! i love it :)



Anonymous said...

Haha! This is too cute! Loved the dress until it was destroyed! Happy Tuesday!

Allie said...

this is HILARIOUS! ill have to remember this!

Unknown said...

aaahh!! you are too much!! i love you :) :)

Lindsay @ Trial By Sapphire said...

The fact that you saved that photo proves that you're my kind of girl! I would have too! That will definitely be a bridal shower to remember! ;-)

FannyJustMyLuck said...

hhahaha the dress was lovely! But it's so fragile!


Chloe Innvaer said...

So adorable! I am such a girly girl that is always one of my favorite games to play! =)

EmilyFinta said...

That looked like it would be so much fun! :)

Breenah said...

That last picture is awesome!

Amanda said...

Hilarious!! That is all. Lol!

Baylee said...

I LOL'd at the Janet Jackson moment!!!
Lookin' fab!

anika♥Lee said...

You are too cute for words!!! We also sported some TP Fash at my Sister's bridal shower. How fun :) Charmin is a wonderful sponsor!!!! Have a great Tuesday, girl!

Queer Christian Collective said...

You're absolutely too cute. I think you'd be a fun friend to have :)

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Niki {Glossy Blonde} said...

I love the toilet paper game! So fun! If you are this pretty in a toilet paper wedding dress you are going to be a gorgeous bride!!!!

Kelly { MessyDirtyHair } said...

omggggggg this is amazing. you are so funny! first off thats a fabulous dress you made out of toilet paper, the best ive ever seen & your picture of you after they tore it all off is pricless. i love your sense of humor! very cool!

xo Kelly

PS. Don't forget to enter my H&M Gold Layered Necklace giveaway & check out my new linkup!

Marissa said...

You're so adorable! Thanks for hosting this. =)

Amanda said...

Practicing huh? And I hope for the love of Charmin your wedding dress is not made from TP. TP is the thing to cover the trees of someone you don't like don't ya know? :)

Rachel said...

Aww, that looks like fun! And honestly, pretty stylish, considering the material it's made of! :P

Liz said...

I loved this post! You have a great sense of humour!!
Beautiful dress and great giveaway!
Happy Tuesday!

Liz said...

I loved this post! You have a great sense of humour!!
Beautiful dress and great giveaway!
Happy Tuesday!

Kristen Victoria said...

This post is awesome!! Your face is priceless in the last photo! HAHA

Ashley said...

You are too cute!!! Love your wedding gown...super stylish :-)

Allyson McGuire said...

I don't know that I've ever seen such a fancy toilet paper wedding dress!

Allyssa said...

Wow! That's one awesome dress! The photos are priceless :)

Sierra @ Sierra's View said...

K. Wait. That's actually way cool. Ha

Jamie said...

Love it!

Anonymous said...

You would be the one to wear a toilet paper dress.........lol

Anna said...

OH my gosh, this is perfect! A TP diamond ring, to boot! :) amazing.

Katie @Opals and Oak said...

Oh my goodness. WHERE did you get those shoes???? Luv luv luv!!!

Paula said...

LOL that is the CUTEST TP wedding dress I have EVER seen! =)

Jennifer M. said...

Such a great look for you! ;P

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